So, these came in the mail the other day.
MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Calm down, George R. R. Martin
I’m starting this
I found this on Youtube a few nights ago.
Every Irish dancer needs to watch this.
Every. Single. One.
ROTBTD AU » Teen Titans
"If I am not your "girlfriend" then what am I?!"
"Maaaaaaaybe this isn’t the best time?"
Bonus gif for Jack and Hiccup’s mental conversation:
When someone tickles my neck..
I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE
age: 16, going on 17
birthday: may 22
zodiac: literally could not give a bigger flip
single or taken: single, but in a platonic cuddling arrangement with cute boy
eye color: green
middle name: catherine
favorite color: greeeen
lucky number: ????
hogwarts house [x]: idk probably ravenclaw
favorite fictional character(s): like, everyone from les miserables. and star trek. and just way too many to count besides that.
favorite television show: star trek tos, but also walking dead, hannibal, bates motel, sherlock, spn, who, etc.
favorite season: all of them EXCEPT SUMMERi really hate summer
describe yourself in a few words: busy, stressed, a complete mess
future children’s names: tristan, eleonora, liam, knox, pax, maggie.
meaning of your name:
Gender: girl; Origin: roman; Meaning: industrious
ultimate otp(s): me/food, me/cuddle partner, me/puppies
what do you plan to/do for a living: be a pediatric specialist of some sort who also has kids and homeschools them and has a small goat farm business and makes soap and cheese and stuff
starbucks order: grande no water chai or peppermint hot chocolate. sometimes iced coffee.
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: introvert.
dawn or dusk: dusk, but i’ll take dawn
righty or lefty: righty.
coffee or tea: both. BOTH.
rain or shine: RAIN RAIN RAIN.
reading or writing: reading.
i’m never gonna get over aro/ace jehan who is a Romantic but not a romantic
and people who don’t know him very well are just like “oh gosh, Romantic, like, flowers and hearts and poetry, right?”
and jehan just shakes his head “poetry, yes. skulls and haunted graveyards, yes. flowers… sometimes. but hearts? only if they’re not beating.”
Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
congrats it’s a bat
[delighted bat noises]
how I will teach my history classes (Actual quotes I have used before):
"Well then somebody got it in their fucked up heads that they jUST HAD TO KILL ARCHDUKE FRANZ FUCKING FERDINAND and then Austria was all like !!!! and then Russia saw that Austria wanted to start…
I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.
things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty
thanks science side of tumblr